Story Time: Dating My Way Through the Bullsh*t — Signed Hardcover (Pre-Order)

The stories y'all been begging me to write down. Signed, in your hands, before anybody else.  

First off… it's finally here.

For years y'all have been in my comments, my DMs, my whole inbox saying the same thing: Tom, you gotta write these stories down. So I did. Every wild, grown, too-far dating story I got — the ones you can't believe, the ones you've quoted, the ones you've sent to your group chat at 1 in the morning — all of it, in one book. This is Story Time: Dating My Way Through the Bullsh*t.

The book officially drops September 5th — my 50th birthday. But I'm not making the day-ones wait. I'm hand-signing a limited run of 100 hardcovers and shipping them to your door before that release date. That means 100 people on this earth get to read it — signed, in hardcover, with my actual signature in it — before the rest of the world even gets the chance.

Once these 100 are gone, that's it. Pre-order closes, and the next time you can grab it, it's release day with everybody else.

If you been rocking with Story Time since the beginning, this one's for you. Lock yours in.

WHAT YOU GET

• A hardcover copy of Story Time, hand-signed by me — real signature, not a sticker
• Shipped before the September 5th release — you read it first
• One of only 100 signed advance copies in existence
• Day-one founding reader status — you were here before the book ever dropped

PRE-ORDER TERMS ⚠️ Limited to 100 signed copies. Ships before the official 9/5 release date. When they're gone, they're gone.